Posted on the ship's Bulletin board:

Due to the increased reports of excessive alcohol consumption the ship's doctor issues theses warnings.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering while your shipmates are trying to sleep.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your shipmates over and over again that you love them.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that every lover in every port is dying for you to call at four in the morning.

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you can dance and that falling down is part of that process.

Dire Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are actually smarter than the captain.

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A rich tycoon bought a luxury yacht for his only daughter upon her graduation.

It was large and even had its own onboard pool. The tycoon Dad brought the Daughter aboard for the first time for a tour of the boat. The last thing to see was the pool.

All around the pool were shirtless ship Deck hands finishing up some painting.

The Daughter clasped her hands and screeched, " Oh, Daddy it's a wonderful pool and you've even stocked it for me!"

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Happy Holidays All and wishing all Safe Sailing through the New Year,

chase